Everyday Life
Tomato blush
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
The notebook
A catalogue of little dramas.
Browse published Munch Lines jokes, arranged newest first.
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The onions
The onions were fine...
Then things got heated.
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Seafood diet
I'm on a seafood diet...
I see food and eat it.
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Popcorn promition
Why did the popcorn get promoted?
It had great pop-tential.
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Patty doctor visit
Why did the patty visit the doctor?
It wasn't feeling well-done!
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Patty detective
Why did the patty become a detective?
It was great at grilling suspects!
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Onion Job
Why did the onion get the job?
It had layers of experience.
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Noodle therapy
Why did the noodle soup go to therapy?
It had too many tangled feelings!
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Little chicken teriyaki
Me: I'll only have a little chicken teriyaki.
Also me: scraping the box clean.
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Healthy life
I tried to eat healthy...
...but the chips said, "Don't leave us behind."
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Content Creators
When do content creators laugh at a joke?
1. When they create it 2. When they post it 3. When it finally goes viral
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Complaining patty
Why did the patty start complaining?
It had a beef with the heat!
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