Everyday Life
Magic dog
What do you call a dog who can do magic?
Harry Paw-ter.
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Happy cyclist
How do you spot a happy cyclist?
You can see the flies in his teeth.
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Patty band
What do you call a burger patty that starts a band?
Grill Collins.
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Insect smell
What’s the best smelling insect?
The deodor-ant.
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My mum
My mum used to be addicted to soap.
She's clean now!
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Sossage
Why is sossage bad for you?
It brings out the Wurst in you!
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Remote change
Why didn’t the remote change the channel?
It was already in control!
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Fuel theft
Why can’t the police stop fuel theft?
Because they never go on petrol.
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Balloon
Can you give Elsa a balloon?
No, she will let it go!
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Eskimo house
How does an Eskimo build a house?
Igloos it together!
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EV archery
Why did EV join archery?
It wanted to improve its range.
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Hot dog
I want a hot dog.
Don't be so frank-furter!
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