Everyday Life
Latte with attitude
What do you call a latte with attitude?
Latte-tude!
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What do you call a latte with attitude?
Latte-tude!
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My coffee started budgeting.
It had too many latte expenses!
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My espresso had a job interview.
It works well under pressure!
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My coffee got a ticket.
It had grounds for appeal!
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Why did the patty wear a tie?
It had a bun-iness meeting!
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Why did the patty visit the doctor?
It wasn't feeling well-done!
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Why did the patty become a detective?
It was great at grilling suspects!
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Why did the patty start complaining?
It had a beef with the heat!
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Why did the onion get the job?
It had layers of experience.
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Why did the carrot get promoted?
It had strong roots in business.
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Why did the popcorn get promoted?
It had great pop-tential.
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Me: I'll only have a little chicken teriyaki.
Also me: scraping the box clean.
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