Everyday Life
The onions
The onions were fine...
Then things got heated.
The notebook
A catalogue of little dramas.
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Everyday Life
Seafood diet
I'm on a seafood diet...
I see food and eat it.
Everyday Life
Healthy life
I tried to eat healthy...
...but the chips said, "Don't leave us behind."
Everyday Life
Noodle therapy
Why did the noodle soup go to therapy?
It had too many tangled feelings!
Everyday Life
Burger manager
Why did the burger become a manager?
It knew how to keep all the layers working together.
Everyday Life
Tomato blush
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Everyday Life
Crying onion
Why did the onion start crying?
It saw the price of groceries!
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